Top Ten jokes of the Edinburgh Fringe 2014

Mark Watson

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Tim Vine may have won the top prize, but what about the other Fringe favourites from this year? Heard a better one? Leave a comment below and share your joke.

• “I’ve decided to sell my hoover... well, it was just collecting dust.”

Tim Vine

• “I’ve got a joke about a fat badger, but I couldn’t fit it into my set.”

Masai Graham

• “Always leave them wanting more, my uncle used to say to me. Which is why he lost his job in disaster relief.”

Mark Watson

• “I was given some Sudoku toilet paper. It didn’t work. You could only fill it in with number 1s and number 2s.”

Bec Hill

• “I wanted to do a show about feminism. But my husband wouldn’t let me.”

Ria Lina

• “Money can’t buy you happiness? Well, check this out, I bought myself a Happy Meal.”

Paul F Taylor

• “Scotland had oil, but it’s running out thanks to all that deep frying.”

Scott Capurro

• “I forgot my inflatable Michael Gove, which is a shame ’cause halfway through he disappears up his own arsehole.”

Kevin Day

• “I’ve been married for ten years, I haven’t made a decision for seven.”

Jason Cook

• “This show is about perception and perspective. But it depends how you look at it.”

Felicity Ward