Enter the Evening News caption competition at edinburghnews.com and let us know.
We’ll be featuring a selection of our favourite suggestions for today’s picture in tomorrow’s paper.
At the end of the week, we’ll also choose our favourite of the daily winners.
“Come on somebody, help me out here. What’s that facial expression we use after a win?”
What do you mean I’m not allowed to throw the book at them?”
“. . . and this is my Clive Anderson impersonation . . .”