Caption Competition 07/03: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

What’s cricketer Kevin Pietersen up to?

The caption of the week will win a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be 18 or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the News office and must bring in a copy of the e-mail confirming their win.

Yesterday’s winner

“So Bono, if a child dies in Africa every time we clap our hands, shouldn’t we stop?”

LustForLeith