Caption Competition 10/12: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

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By The Newsroom

Published 10th Dec 2012, 12:00 BST

The caption of the week will receive a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be aged 18 years or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.

Last week’s winner

“Tartan paint for sale, £600 a tin.”

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