After dying in a car crash, three pals find themselves at an orientation meeting outside the Pearly Gates before entering Heaven.
Each one gets asked: “When you are in your coffin, what would you like to hear your friends and family saying about you?”
Bob says: “I would like to hear them say I was a great doctor and a great family man.”
Jimmy says: “I would like to hear them say I was a wonderful husband and an excellent teacher who made a difference in children’s lives.”
Then Willie pipes up: “I would like to hear them say, ‘Look! He’s moving!’”
Mark Wilson, Portobello