A man walked over to the perfume counter and said he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday.
“A little surprise eh?” said the assistant, smiling.“Yes,” he replied. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
Mark Wilson, Leith
“Waiter, Waiter, “what’s this fly doing in my soup?”
“Looks like the backstroke, sir”
Hugh O’Brien, Morningside