HIBS are just a heroic 90 minutes away from finally ending their Scottish Cup jinx... but chairman Rod Petrie couldn’t wait to get his hands on some silverware, handing over the trophy at an amateur cup final in Annan yesterday.
Survey socks it to ’em
FOUR out of five men admit that they often wear the same pair of underwear two days in a row, a survey has revealed.
The results showed a litany of shocking behaviour from both single men and men living with a partner, including a lack of both personal and domestic cleanliness.
Thankfully, help is at hand, as survey author Socked.co.uk has the perfect, if not altogether surprising, solution. Yup, you guessed it, a new pair of socks.
I’ll no’ be coming bark here again
IT’S never nice to find out you’re not wanted... something it’s fair to say this little fella didn’t look too happy about.
As @Deflict tweeted: “Beautiful juxtaposition! Grumpy dog, ostracised by “SORRY, NAE DUGS” sign outside Edinburgh shop.”
And sadly the only option for the poor pooch was to take the snub lying down.
Top fear for Jezza at Capital’s drivers
LEAVING car-crazy Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson in a state of shock is no mean feat, given the extreme conditions he drives in.
But bad drivers of the Capital, your antics have left the motormouth slack-jawed. He tweeted: “Can’t believe the crazy drivers I’ve seen on edinburghs worstdrivers.com”