"How difficult can pouring water into a glass be? Waiter, if you spill water on the diner's table there are 2 things you do. 1st, apologize to the diners for your idiosyncratic and incompetence. 2nd, clean the excess water up."
2. 56 North
"The prices are absolutely inflated, and the food is average at best. Might as well hit up the nearby Tesco and head to the meadows - it'll be cheaper, safer, and more enjoyable."
Photo: 56 North
3. Pizza Paradise
"Never have I ever had such atrocious cheese and the sauce MY GOD THE SAUCE. You couldn’t pay me to eat here. 0/100."
Photo: Pizza Paradise
In response to one poor review, Civerinos wrote: "All we can do is send you a ton of love from us to you to make up for whatever is missing in your life or was done to you to make you so crazy & unhappy. We mean that... x x x x x"