Review: Postman Pat: The Movie (U) ***

Wilf (voiced by David Tennant) in Postman Pat: The Movie. Pic: PA Photo/Lionsgate
Wilf (voiced by David Tennant) in Postman Pat: The Movie. Pic: PA Photo/Lionsgate
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The residents of the fictional village of Greendale are sitting on the secret to eternal youth.

Trusty postman Pat Clifton has been doing the rounds with his black and white cat Jess since September 1991 and during those 23 years, he doesn’t appear to have aged a day.

Alas, screenwriters Kim Fuller, Annika Bluhm and Nicole Dubuc don’t appear to have taken a refreshing swig from Greendale’s rejuvenating water supply before Pat’s computer-animated big screen debut.

Postman Pat: The Movie explores the poisonous effects of celebrity on the mild-mannered postie when he becomes involved in a televised singing contest.

If the premature closure of West End show I Can’t Sing – The X Factor Musical proved anything, it’s that these talent searches are already garish pantomimes that defy parody.

Fuller, Bluhm and Dubuc disagree and clumsily satirise the format, casually throwing in romance and a hare-brained sci-fi invasion plot to the unappetising mix.

Postman Pat (voiced by Stephen Mangan) is at the heart of village life in the cosy community of Greendale, where he lives in Forge Cottage with his wife Sara (Susan Duerden) and football-mad son Julian (Sandra Teles).

Sara has always dreamt of going to Italy, so when Pat discovers a trip for two is the top prize in the TV reality show You’re The One hosted by Simon Cowbell (Robin Atkin Downes), he prepares to belt out a ballad.

“Think of it as singing in the shower,” Julian tells his father soothingly, “but in front of lots of people... and with your clothes on.”

Against the odds, Pat’s audition charms the usually stony-faced Cowbell.

Within days, Postman Pat has become a nationwide celebrity and he gets caught up in the media hoopla, which takes him far, far away from his loved ones and his job at the Special Delivery Service (SDS).