Jonathan Melville: Turning out the lights on Twilight
Before I go any further with my bashing of the Twilight films, I have a confession to make; I haven’t watched one, at least not all the way through.
Until recently I’d avoided Twilight, not being in the right demographic (I’m neither female nor a teenager) for either the movie or Stephanie Meyer’s novels. Having heard bad things, I decided life was too short to pay good money to watch some adult actors pretending to be high school kids.
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Hide AdWriting a film column often means having to cast aside personal taste for the sake of keeping abreast of popular culture, but sometimes I have to draw the line. Twinkling vampires was the last straw.
Things changed recently when I was asked to interview two of the film’s cast members, Nikki Reed (Rosalie) and Kellan Lutz (Emmet), while they were in Scotland. Knowing I had to sound relatively knowledgable, I bought the first film for £1 and sat down to enjoy it.
I only lasted 45 minutes of workmanlike direction, flat dialogue and half-hearted acting before I gave up, heading to Wikipedia for a summary of the sequels.
While Reed and Lutz were nice people, talking of their love for the films and their fans, sadly I’m not one of them and I won’t be watching Breaking Dawn II this weekend.
Instead, I’m looking forward to the recently announced release of 1958’s Dracula on Blu-ray in 2013, Christopher Lee being the only movie vampire with real bite.