What are Alex Salmond and Nicola Sturgeon saying?
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“Of course I blame the Tottenham riots on spending cuts. Harry Redknapp should be buying players not selling them.”
Ken exercises hypnotism on Ed. “And when you wake up, you will be the Prime Minister.”
“Please God, when I open my eyes, let him not be there.”