John Gibson: We've got no case for the defence
You can cut them open with scissors from the table drawer, if you know what I mean. As if that isn’t enough, we have an aircraft carrier on the stocks that, again, hard to believe, is not fit for purpose.
From what we are told – and this comes courtesy of the Ministry of Defence – we don’t have the planes that can land on the carriers decks. I’m unable to give you the reasons, I’m foaming at the mouth in anger.
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Hide AdStill barely credible, they are running commercials for recruiting to the Royal Navy, also to the Royal Air Force.
Can you believe it? No, you can’t but I wouldn’t tell you a lie.
Just don’t dash to slip in to a uniform, whether in navy blue or air force blue. We have to wonder if we have any of our armed forces looking after us at all.
Take a hike
Academics claim that Monday has been the gloomiest day of the year.
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Hide AdI’m talking about January 16, so take a deep breath – it’s behind you. All to do with the weather, of course, and Christmas already a thing of the past, resolutions already broken.
My advice is get out into the fresh air and go for a long walk – and remember to take the dog with you if you’ve got one. Dogs, too, get depressed. We should sympathise with the beasts.