Joke of the week 05/01/2013

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Why is honey so scarce in Edinburgh?

Because there is only one B in Edinburgh.

Helen K Gray, Murrayburn

What do a criminal and a pub landlord have in common?

They both spend a lot of time behind bars.

Marcus Flemming, Balerno

Why did the dog go to court?

Because he had a barking ticket.

James Wright, Craigleith