Joke of the Week

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“That one’s a bit blurred because my mum-in-law couldn’t sit still.”

A Friend of Fernandom Poo

“A father buys his son two goldfish, and once the father has given the boy the fish, he tells him he must call the goldfish one and two. Puzzled, the boy asks his father why this is, well the father replies, if one dies, you’ve still got two!”

Helen Mann, Leith