Joke of the Week

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A teacher said to her student: “Billy, if both of your parents were born in 1967, how old are they?”

After a few moments, Billy said, “It depends.”

“It depends on what?” the teacher asked.

“It depends on whether you ask my father or my mother.”

James Aitken, Craigmount

What did Mark do when he missed the number 6 bus?

He took the number 3 twice.

Ray MacKenzie, Leith