Joke of the Week

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A husband and wife entered the dentist’s room. He said, “I want a tooth pulled. We are in a hurry – so no injections or gas. Just pull the tooth out.”

“You are a brave man,” said the dentist. “Now show me the tooth.”

“Open your mouth,” said the man to his wife and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear.”

Helen Wilson, Leith