Joke of the Week

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Little Johnny was at football practice one day and the coach said: “Who here thinks they can jump higher than the goalposts?”

Immediately little Johnny replied: “Ooh, me sir.”

The coach then said: “But Johnny, you are the worst in the team.”

Then Johnny said: “I know, but goalposts can’t jump!”

James McCann, Bonnyrigg