Joke of the week 15/09/2012

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A man walked over to the perfume counter and said he would like a bottle of Christian Dior for his wife’s birthday.

“A little surprise eh?” said the assistant, smiling.“Yes,” he replied. “She’s expecting a cruise.”

Mark Wilson, Leith

“Waiter, Waiter, “what’s this fly doing in my soup?”

“Looks like the backstroke, sir”

Hugh O’Brien, Morningside