Jokes of the Week

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Q. Why were the giant’s fingers only eleven inches long?

A. Because if they were twelve inches long, they’d be a foot.

Helen K Gray, Murrayburn

A woman took her child to the doctor and said: “My son’s got a strawberry stuck up his nose.”

The doctor said: “I’ve got some cream for that”.

Joan Graham, Morningside