Two bachelors are talking, their conversation drifting from politics to cooking.
“I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.”
“Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other.
“You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take a clean dish . . .’”
Allan Davidson, Gogarloch
What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don’t look, I’m changing.
Dave Kelvin, Fox Covert