Jokes of the week

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If a crocodile skin makes a pair of shoes, what do you make from banana skins?

Slippers.

Allan Davidson, South Gyle

What did one dolphin say to the other one?

You did that on porpoise.

Steven Cosgrove, Torphin

What is the biggest ant?

The elephant.

Douglas Hill, Silverknowes