Susan Morrison: Battery of problems to deal with on Boxing Day

I'm thinking of starting a campaign to have Boxing Day renamed '˜Why Are The Instructions In Finnish?' Day. Or '˜Teaching Mum How To Work The Tech She Got For Christmas Day'.

Friday, 29th December 2017, 6:00 am
Boxing Day used to be Battery Buying Day. Picture: Ian Rutherford

I might consider ‘What Exactly Is It? Day’. It’s a day now dedicated to sorting out whatever it was you bought in a panic or in John Lewis, which pretty often comes to the same thing.

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It used to be Battery Buying Day, when the Light Up Tracy Island proved to use as much power as a medium class frigate, but times have changed.