35 of the funniest quotes from The Inbetweeners

Coming-of-age-sitcom The Inbetweeners turns 10 on 1 May. Feel old yet?

Crude, immature, and often quite disgusting, the cringe-inducing exploits of Will, Jay, Simon and Neil nevertheless captured the imagination of millions, and ran to three series and two films.

To mark the anniversary of the hit show, here are 50 of their most ridiculous and entertaining quotes:

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    (Warning: adult humour follows)

    "Oh yeah, hanging out by some bins, near a skip, in the cold, doing drugs. Very cool! Very cool indeed!" - Will

    Simon: "Things have really changed. Girls might be about to notice us for who we really are!" Jay: "Well you're f***ed then, because you're a t***!"

    Jay: "They wont call you 'briefcase w***er' anymore."Will: "Oh, well that’s good."Jay: No, they’ll call you 's*** pants w***er.'"Neil: "Or 'S***ty S***ty Bang Bang.'"

    "I thought it was a fart sir. I thought it was a fart!" - Will

    "I will be humiliated in front of the girl I've lusted after since she was eight." - Simon

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    "Oooh everyone look at me, I've got a girlfriend and I love going round her house and listening to her s*** music and laughing at her s*** jokes and pretending that she's fit when she isn't even that fit." - Jay

    Neil, getting used to the complexities of work: "How long's my lunch hour?"

    "I've never loved anything before, apart from a car or a sandwich." - Neil

    Simon: "Who brings a bag of s*** to the pub?"Jay: "Your dad does."Simon: "Does he?"Jay: "Yeah, your mum!"

    Neil, after Jay kicks the heads off some daffodils: "Vandalism is like smashing in people's windows and stuff. This is just a laugh."

    Will on caravaning: “It's that sense of s***ting in a bucket in a cupboard you don't get with other holidays... in England... with your parents!”

    "A few years ago I went to see King Kong at the cinema. Now I'm on a date with her!" - Will

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    "I got this amazing new app called Grindr, and immediately found loads of new friends." - Neil

    "Feisty one you are!" - Will

    "There's plenty more fish in the sea. Jay's harpooned himself a whale." - Jay's dad

    "I'm a principled man, and one of those principles turns out to be I'll do literally anything a girl asks me to." - Will

    "They say the art of teaching is aiding discovery. And Mr. Gilbert had helped me discover that he was a w***er." - Will

    Jay's 'pulling' recipe: "Right, vodka, whisky, and a load of Creme de Menthe."

    Will: "They say whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for polio."

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    "I stopped believing in God when I realised it was just 'dog' spelled backwards." - Neil

    Will [after Jay has let off an emergency flare]: "Why the f*** did you do that?!" Jay: "To get the sea police out." Will: "And say what? 'Help, we've caught a fish?' We're already in the harbour, what are they gonna do? Tow us four feet closer to the shore?"

    "All my pubes have fallen out." - Will

    Will: "Please don't have a w*** over my Mum."Neil: "I can't promise that, I'm afraid."

    Simon, on Will's love life: "You've only kissed three girls. Your type is 'anyone who'll let you.'”

    "How much LEGO can you get up your bum? Didn't you do it as a kid? Just a triangle one and a long one? Maybe a few singles?" - Neil

    Will, on Simon's fashion show get-up: "Speedos, DMs, top hat and a leash? What maniac designed that and thought 'I know what's fashionable; dressing up as an upper class mental patient!'?"

    "Just because you've had a puff on your first joint, doesn't make you Kurt Cobain." - Will

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    Neil: "How about this one then?" Jay: "Championship Manager? Completed it." Neil: "But you can't complete it." Jay: "I know, but I got so good at it they offered me a role in the England set-up." Neil: "Did they?" Jay: "I took Woking from the conference to the Champions League in six seasons, that kind of stuff doesn't go unnoticed."

    Will: "I've no interest in babes."Jay: "That's handy, cos they've got no interest in you."

    "It's a f***ing terrifying, massive fish! Get rid of it Neil!" - Will

    "Smelling like an industrial accident at a Lynx factory and looking like the world's s***est boyband, we hit the town." - Will

    "What's this pesto stuff? Is it for humans?" - Neil

    "What is Swansea? Is it an animal?" - Neil

    "Once on holiday in Spain, me and me mate got on a pedalo and ended up in Africa." - Jay

    "Bus w***ers!"

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