But these Scottish business owners have gone ten steps further. Not only are these names memorable, they’re absolutely bloody hilarious.
From Captain Dugwash to Glasgow classic Florist Gump, we take a look at a dozen of the nation’s punniest shop names.
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1. Curl Up and Dye, Leven
The owner must never get fed up of answering the phone with, "Curl Up and Dye, Jackie speaking".
2. Calm-A-Khazi, Ayr
Ayrshire's specialist 24 hour emergency plumbing solutions have us all flushed with laughter.
3. Captain Dugwash, Airdrie
The name, the sign. A lot of effort has been put into this. 10/10.
4. The Codfather, Coatbridge
We like our revenge cold, but a fish supper is a dish best served warm.