1. Ondine
"How difficult can pouring water into a glass be? Waiter, if you spill water on the diner's table there are 2 things you do. 1st, apologize to the diners for your idiosyncratic and incompetence. 2nd, clean the excess water up." Photo: Ondine
2. 56 North
"The prices are absolutely inflated, and the food is average at best. Might as well hit up the nearby Tesco and head to the meadows - it'll be cheaper, safer, and more enjoyable." Photo: 56 North
3. Pizza Paradise
"Never have I ever had such atrocious cheese and the sauce MY GOD THE SAUCE. You couldn’t pay me to eat here. 0/100." Photo: Pizza Paradise
4. Civerinos
In response to one poor review, Civerinos wrote: "All we can do is send you a ton of love from us to you to make up for whatever is missing in your life or was done to you to make you so crazy & unhappy. We mean that... x x x x x" Photo: Civerinos