Caption Competition 04/12: Win a bottle of Whyte and Mackay

What’s put the smile on Kylie Minogue’s face?

By The Newsroom

Published 4th Dec 2012, 12:00 BST

The caption of the week will receive a bottle of Whyte & Mackay, while the yearly winner will receive a 30-year-old bottle, but you must be 18 or over. Usual Evening News rules apply. Weekly winners must be free to collect their prize from the Evening News office.

Yesterday’s winner

“Tartan paint for sale. £600 a tin.”

The Machine

Kylie Minogue