Dreams of Succession-style riches filled my mind after discovery of lost shares – Susan Morrison
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It was from British Telecom. It said I had some shares in BT and they were trying to find me. Obviously, I had forgotten all about it.
Well. I was startled. Not because I had them, every employee did. It was Thatcher’s deluded notion of making us owners and shareholders. We didn’t. Become owners, that is.
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Hide AdWe sold them and went on holiday instead. Back in the 90s, business was booming. Shares were worth a pretty penny. I thought I’d flogged the lot. Jings, I still have some shares, eh? This makes me a corporate mover and shaker.
Well. I’ve been watching Succession. I know what to do here. I’ll need a private jet, a pair of Aviator sun specs, and a team of sharp-suited advisors.
Everybody has to swear. All the time. Not a problem for me, I’m a Scot, and as the mighty Brian Cox showed the world, no nation on this planet can touch us when it comes to full-on, four-letter fury. I might have to wear braces. And brood on a yacht.
Then I'll leverage my shares to launch a speculative high-bond hostile takeover of my erstwhile employers – starting with a savage hard-ball offer on the per unit price. You just watch that board scramble to bolster the share value before the markets open. Bet they turn to a risky, off-book, high-interest investment from shady billionaires. No idea what that means, but they’re always shouting things like that on Succession.
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Hide AdSo, get started. Hit the phone and bellow commands. Actually, I didn’t. I was very polite, as was the charming young woman who said yes, that was correct, there were some shares and even some outstanding dividends. Mentally, I upgrade to a bigger yacht.


She offered to sort out the address and dividend situation. She was very efficient. It's about a dozen shares. They’re worth about £1.09 each. Might still sell. Could use some nice bedding plants for the front garden.
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