John Gibson: Old salt Bob . . he’s so stroppy
Jack Strop VD and Scar, reputedly rubber-stamped by the Admiralty, was first published in 2002. Repackaged to a degree, it has reappeared in good time for Christmas. Necessarily an adult read, it’s a classic of its genre – as they say while swabbing the decks. Just make sure your offspring under 25 don’t see it without a counsellor.
It’s an education. I ploughed through an earlier edition and, kid you not, I’ll brace myself before reading it again.
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Hide AdOld salt Bob still lives in hometown Edinburgh and I suggest his publishers fix Fiona Bruce for the relaunch up here. The Rear of the Year, who’s not wary of sailors, currently seems to be ready to resort to anything – it’s called desperation – to clinch her own peak-slot show and flee mundane newscasting.
Own up, Fiona. Your dying to do a Kirstie Allsopp.
Playing it up
Your attention, please. This is Streisand talking. “It always gave me the creeps when I saw performers who desperately wanted the audience to like them. That’s not what I’m about.
“Take actors: they’re often at their most charismatic when they’re doing very simple exercises. When they vomit out emotions it’s such a turn-off.”
I see where you’re coming from, Babs. What was a real sickener for me was Yentyl, the film you produced and directed. A drag and congrats on plodding through a recent centre-spread interview without a mention of it.