Jokes of the Day 28/04/2012

A selection of our readers’ best rib-ticklers

By The Newsroom

Published 28th Apr 2012, 13:00 BST

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.

Alexander French, East Craigs

Husband: “Why can’t you make bread like my mum?”

Wife: “I would if you could make dough like your father.”

Stuart Hay, Silverknowes