Jokes of the Day 28/04/2012
A selection of our readers’ best rib-ticklers
Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because if they lived by the bay, they would be bagels.
Alexander French, East Craigs
Husband: “Why can’t you make bread like my mum?”
Wife: “I would if you could make dough like your father.”
Stuart Hay, Silverknowes