Jokes of the Week

Two bachelors are talking, their conversation drifting from politics to cooking.

“I got a cookbook once,” said one, “but I could never do anything with it.”

“Too much fancy work in it, eh?” asked the other.

“You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way – ‘Take a clean dish . . .’”

Allan Davidson, Gogarloch

What did the traffic light say to the car?

Don’t look, I’m changing.

Dave Kelvin, Fox Covert

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