John McLellan: I found a new version of The Twelve Days of Christmas
In the finest traditions of the great comedian Bill Barclay, the words to a new Christmas carol were apparently found scrunched up in a bin near the Labour Group office in the City Chambers. I've no idea who's responsible'¦
On the Twelfth day of Christmas, my coalition love-in sent to me…
Two squabbling parties,
Three per cent pay rise, Four years to go…
Officers running rings…
Tax-payers milking, And a mystery Highland hotel.