What you would buy the Prime Minister or the First Minister for Christmas if you had to?

Intro

Hairbrush for Boris

When asked what she would buy Prime Minister Boris Johnson for Christmas, Nicola Sturgeon jokingly said a hairbrush. What you would buy the Prime Minister or the First Minister if you had to?

George Bowmaker

For Bojo, a one-way ticket to some remote island off the South Pole.

Margot Stewart

A scold's bridle for Sturgeon, to stop her continual whining and wheedling about Indymince 2 and attempting to meddle in constitutional matters outwith her remit.

Michael Vaughan

A squirt flower for his suit jacket.

Lorna Gatens

A one-way ticket to the moon.

Leanne Clyde

I completely agree he needs a hairbrush.

Isabella Cameron

A hand puppet.....he can ask it for advice.

Lisa Kelly

A new cabinet..... for his new brush.

Robert Ayr

Mike Basset for prime minister!

Anders Mercury

Nothing. He gets enough of my cash already.

Colin Gilbert

Not sure I've seen backbones for sale anywhere....

Charles Pretty

A hair trimmer with only a number one attachment. I’d give him the first cut for free.

Kenny Whiteford

I would buy him a statue of William Wallace and put it at number 10 to let him know Scotland is our land.

Oliver Lampray

He could do with a brain transplant.

Alan Inverarity

A new pair of clown shoes.

James Cherry

A toaster for his bath.

Dan Turner

A P45.

Dianne Buhagiar

Truth serum.

Paula Docherty

God, if all we had to worry about is a hairbrush! He’s maybe not got a team of stylists and makeup artist on call, like Sturgeon for her daily party political broadcast.

UK flights

More than 30 countries are currently restricting flights to the UK

Jacqueline Calder

Sad to say, but at least some countries are being "responsible" in stopping the movement of this virus mutation (though probably too little too late as other countries are infected with it also). Should have had a tighter control on the borders from the very beginning.

Lorna Allan

Shame the UK didn’t do this back in March!

Gordon Ward

Always said we were the sick man of Europe. We are now.

Alan Grosvenor

It’s not "new , it’s Covid-19 mutating to infect hosts more easily as all viruses do. It’s all in the Ladybird: Guide to Viruses book!

KD Markham

The clown in Downing Street should have done the same back in March.

Michael Gordon

Noticed the clever use of the words closing the Scottish border, saying we don't want the new one here – it’s been here for well over a month.

Angela Mcdermott

Hopefully we in the UK will stop incoming flights from these countries and more, something we should have done from day dot. We are an island how did we get into this mess?

Dawn Simpson Kirkland

This is what should have happened worldwide at the start – we wouldn't be in this mess now.

Ale Ayala

The new strain is everywhere. They just don’t know it because they haven’t tested for it yet. Surprise, surprise when they find out.

Chris MacFarlane

It’s all ready all over Europe and probably further afield too! Give it a week or two.

Scott Ritchie

We’re doomed.

Grace Cunningham

Yeah, but 13 flights coming in this evening with no need for a negative test result either- just walk straight back in. What’s the point?

Cat McCluskey

Denmark and the Netherlands are a bit cheeky banning flights from the UK as they both have the same strain of the virus they’re banning us for.

Craig Nelson

Its taken Boris and his cronies years and billions to 'control our borders’ - Europe does it over night!

Jamie Gordon

Nine months too late.