Susan Morrison: Drink Irn-Bru to protest against Donald Trump

A few weeks ago, I outed myself as a Scot who did not particularly like Irn-Bru but is fully supportive of your right to drink Irn-Bru.

Thursday, 10th May 2018, 2:47 pm
Updated Thursday, 10th May 2018, 2:50 pm
Trump Turnberry has banned Irn-Bru because it apparently stains the carpets (Picture: John Devlin)

Now I find I may have to start drinking the stuff as a sort of anti-Trump protest. He’s banning it from his posh hotel because it “might stain the carpets”. Well, of course it will! Bru stains forever!

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Donald Trump bans Irn-Bru from his Turnberry golf course

Who among us has not the post-Hogmanay stained jumper, where a shoogly hangover hand lifting the precious can to your lips went slightly off-piste and slopped down your front? Or worse, the after-effects of a UEC (unexpected exploding can) incident?

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Silly man. This is Scotland. We will drink our Bru where we choose, and the devil take your internal décor.

I suspect he’s really banned it because the colour clashes with his face.