50 best jokes for kids 2021: funny and silly jokes that will make children laugh

What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrr-ple!

Wednesday, 10th March 2021, 4:03 pm
(Photo: Shutterstock)
(Photo: Shutterstock)

We all need a good laugh now and then, and that includes the kids.

To keep your children smiling as summer rolls on, here are 50 of the best (clean) jokes for little ones:

What did the astronaut say when he crashed into the moon? "I Apollo-gise."

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What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe? "Owwwww-ch!"

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road? He didn't have the guts.

How do you clean a chicken? An egg wash!

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

What kind of key opens a banana? A monkey!

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was out standing in his field.

Why did the baby cross the road? To get to the whine shop!

Why was the rabbit happy? Because somebunny loved him!

How do you stop a bull from charging? You take away it's credit card!

Who won the race of princesses? Rapunzel, by a hair!

What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrr-ple!

Where does a rat go when it has a toothache? To the rodentist.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What do you call a rabbit with lice? Bugs Bunny.

What is a zombie's favourite thing to eat? Brain food.

Why did the king go to the bathroom? He wanted to sit on the throne.

How do they answer the phone at the paint shop? Yellow!

What is a scarecrow's favourite fruit? A strawberry.

What did the traffic light say to the cars? Don't look, I'm changing!

What do you call a nun who sleepwalks? A roamin' Catholic.

What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account? Primemates!

Why did the woman become an archaeologist? Because her career was in ruins.

What do you call a monkey at the North Pole? Lost.

What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!

What did the science book say to the maths book? Wow, you've got problems.

What did the lunchbox say to the banana? You really have appeal.

What kind of tree fits in your hand? A palm tree!

Would February March? No, but April May.

Why didn't the koala bear get the job? They said she was over-koala-fied.

What does a cloud wear? Thunderwear!

Did you hear about the kidnapping in the park? They woke him up.

What do you call a guy lying on your doorstep? Matt.

What do snowmen call their fancy annual dance? The Snowball.

Why is it so windy inside an arena? All those fans.

What do you do if you see a spaceman? Park your car, man.

Why should you never trust a pig with a secret? Because it’s bound to squeal.

What does a spider’s bride wear? A webbing dress.

Where do young cows eat lunch? In the calf-ateria.

What did the policeman say to his tummy? Freeze. You’re under a vest.

What do birds give out on Halloween? Tweets.

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? A power plant!

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers!

Why did the teacher put on sunglasses? Because their students were so bright!

What falls in winter but never gets hurt? The snow!

What do you call a dog that can tell time? A watch dog!

Why did they stop doing tests at the zoo? Because it was full of cheetahs!

Why is a bad joke like a bad pencil? It has no point!

What room can nobody enter? A mushroom!

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!