Santa will be readying his sleigh about now, I imagine. He’s in good nick for a bloke who’s clearly entitled to a bus pass. He seems as spritely as one of his workshop elves.
Am I alone in detesting Wimbledon? I hate everything about it. The BBC’s wall-to-wall coverage, which knocks Escape to the Country off the schedule for a fortnight.
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